YOU LOOK LIKE HELL

Dirt. Oil. Bad decisions.

MUD MEN GETS TO WORK.

Slap it on. Wash. Done

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FIX YOUR FACE MUD

$28.98 USD
$28.98 USD
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FOR FACES THAT LOOK LIKE MONDAYS

Thirty unread texts in the group chat. Muted again.
Lawn needs mowing. "Next weekend."

Morning routine: coffee and denial.

Mastered rock skipping at the lake. Life sorted. Why not.

Overthought a losing parlay. Again.
Took out trash. Rewarded yourself with beer.

Why not.

This is productivity.

Skincare? Too many steps and BS.

FACE FIX IN A CAN. Done.

That's why we made it.

One thing. Once a week.

Look less Sh*t.

CLEAN UP WITH MUD

LOOK LESS WRECKED. FAST.

This mud yanks it all out.

YOUR FACE WILL LOOK:

CLEARER (Yanks out dirt, oil, and junk)

LESS GREASY (Kills the shine)

LESS TIRED (Less zombie. More human.)

SMOOTHER (Unclogs your face)

FEWER BREAKOUTS (Stays cleaner, longer)

FORMULATED FOR MEN. MADE BY A CHEMIST. (Cheers, Chrissy.)

BUILT TO WORK HARD.

THE DIRT BEHIND THE MUD

  • BENTONITE CLAY

    CLINGS TO OIL LIKE YOUR EX ON YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT and sucks it out like a Dyson on steroids. Grease magnet with anger issues. Leaves everything tight, clean, and breathing

  • KAOLIN CLAY

    THE WORKHORSE that won’t wreck your face. Pulls out the day’s grime without making you look like you got dragged behind a pickup. Keeps your skin human, not reptile. Built for guys whose face throws a fit every time they try something new.

  • ACTIVATED CHARCOAL

    COCONUT CHARCOAL MERCENARY. Tracks down the deep stuff buried in your skin and hauls it out. Doesn’t care what it is or how it got there. If it’s clogging your face, charcoal’s got it on a leash.

  • ALOE VERA

     The CLEAN UP CREW after the demolition. Clay just steamrolled your pores - aloe steps in to cool the chaos. Quiets the fire, kills the itch, and keeps your face from flipping out. Like the bouncer that calms things down after a bar fight.

  • JOJOBA OIL

     THE SMOOTH-TALKING DOUBLE AGENT. Fools your skin into thinking it’s got enough oil so it chills out. Moisturizes without turning you into a grease trap. Keeps your face from cracking like a busted driveway.

  • GLYCERIN (Plant-Derived)

    MOISTURE INSURANCE. Pulls water from thin air and locks it into your skin so you don’t end up looking like jerky by dinner. Keeps things smooth without any slick.

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Full Ingredient List

Aqua (Water), Kaolin, Bentonite, Charcoal Powder, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Powder, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Calcium Gluconate, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Sodium Phytate, Lactic Acid.

FAQs

What is this stuff, really?

It’s a pre-mixed, ready-to-go clay mask made for guys who normally wouldn’t use a face mask. No powder mixing. No 10-step skincare routine. Just open the tin, slap it on, and let it do its thing.

What’s it do for my face?

It pulls out the grime, sweat, oil, and dead skin that’s making your face look like a worn-out leather boot. Helps reduce breakouts, shrinks pores, and makes you look less… tired.

What about beards?

No problem. Just work around the beard line—forehead, nose, cheeks, wherever skin’s showing. The beard’s got its own job. We’re here for the skin underneath and around it.

How do I open the tin?

We include a paint tin opener with every jar. If you can’t figure that out… honestly… maybe this product isn’t for you.

Lost the opener? A teaspoon works just fine too.

When you’re done, press the lid down hard until it pops back in place. Keeps the air out so it doesn’t dry up on you.

How do I use it?

Scoop out a fingerful, spread an even layer across your face (avoid eyes and mouth unless you want regrets), wait 6–10 minutes, then rinse off with warm water. Pat dry. Look alive.

How often should I use it?

1–2 times a week. This is powerful stuff. More than that and you might turn as red as Ronald McDonald.

Does it smell like a day spa?

Hell no. No lavender. No cucumber mist. Just a subtle, earthy, no-BS scent that won’t leave you smelling like potpourri.

Will it dry my skin out?

Nope. We balanced the detox power of the clays with soothing stuff like aloe and jojoba oil. Clean, not cracked.

Will it make me break out?

If your skin’s been clogged for a while, you might purge a little at first. That’s just the gunk coming to the surface. Stick with it. Your face will thank you.

Is this just for dudes?

We made it with guys in mind—simple, straightforward, and zero fluff—but if it works for your face, it works for your face. No gatekeeping here.

Is it natural?

Yep. Real clays. Plant-based ingredients. Nothing weird or unnecessary. Just what your face needs. Nothing it doesn’t.

Can I use it after shaving?

Give your skin a day to calm down first. Clay on freshly shaved skin = unnecessary sting.

How long does one tin last?

Roughly 8–10 uses, depending how thick you go. If you’re laying it on like war paint, maybe a bit less.

Will this fix my whole life?

No. But it’ll fix your face. And honestly—that’s a solid start.

MUD. MEN. OPINIONS.

  • "Used it, my dog didn’t recognize me."

    - Coley

  • "Didn’t change my personality. Did fix my face."

    - Dave

  • "Used the empty tin for fishing sinkers. The mud was good too."

    - Jim

STARTED LIKE ALL GOOD STUPID IDEAS... over a few beers at the local

We were wrecked after work, complaining about our faces looking like they'd been dragged through an IRS audit.

Figured we should probably do something about it.

Everything on the shelf was wrong.

  • Too expensive.
  • Borrowed from our girlfriends.
  • Or packed with stuff we couldn't pronounce.

So we did what blokes do when faced with a problem: Made something in the backyard.

Mud Men started as a joke, turned into a hobby, and became something real. A thick, pre-mixed clay mask you can slap on once a week to undo the damage and move on.

Grab a cold Men Men tin and look less like a trash panda.

Cheers,
Monte & Kevin

CLEAN UP WITH MUD